How Much?

So I went last Friday to pick up all of my IVF meds and was told when I got there that our insurance coverage had capped us on our "specialized" drugs and that we were going to have to pay out of pocket for the majority of the drugs I needed for the IVF treatment. Okay I say and the lady opens a manilla folder, flips several pages where she finally finds the grand total and points out to me...there are no words for that moment. I couldn't talk or move and she just asked, how would you like to pay? With gold bars I guess, let me grab a couple out of my purse. I thought for a minute and reluctantly handed over my credit card which I knew had a zero balance. She comes back over and whispers...it has been declined...again no words. So I call good ole Cap One and am told, Mrs. Bruner your card is expired do you remember receiving a new one from us. NO, i don't remember anything right now except those numbers she just showed me burning a hole in my corneas. So I up and tell the lady at the fancy pharmacy that I will have to come back and immidiatly get in my car and call Scott and have a complete break down. Bless his heart, he goes up there and spends 2 hours with the lady at the fancy pharmacy calling Medco trying to figure all this mess out. He calls me and say well looks like we owe them some money, how do you want to do this. So long story short, I finally went back yesterday and picked up all the meds ( I love you Mom & Dad )

In short, a typical couple needs this...

and maybe a little of this...

I apparantly need all of this...